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Robert Sheehan as Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr. |
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Full Name: |
Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr. |
Age: |
18 |
Clan: |
Skaikru / Misery, Inc. |
Faction: |
Delinquents |
Title/Profession: |
The Voice of Treason |
Partner(s): |
The Sound of His Own Voice |
Height: |
6'0" |
Father: |
Phillip Oscar Wylde, Sr. (d) |
Weight: |
158 lbs |
Mother: |
Candace "Candy" Wylde |
Hair Color: |
Dark Brown |
Siblings: |
Not That He Knows Of? |
Eye Color: |
Hazel |
Children: |
Uh. No. |
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The Life & Times of Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr., Volume One
His Story In The Making
Phillip Oscar Wylde had always considered himself to be a man that could champion his own fate. Which could be the reason why he focused all of his mechanical know-how and creativity into trying to create and streamline the sanitation functions of the Ark. Sadly, he would never get the opportunity see his dreams come to fruition as an accident claimed his life. This left his wife, Candy, to raise their son all on her own.
Big Mistake.
It's not that Candy wasn't equipped to raise a son on her own, it's just that Candy wasn't equipped to raise a son. She was more the type to live for the moment and for a more hedonistic lifestyle. Let's just put it out there, she was a prostitute. With that being the case her role on the Ark seemed to be more akin to "morale booster" than anything else. This left her son, Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr. to fend for himself ten times out of nine.
From the youngest of ages, Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr. had to deal with all sorts of drama. From a combination of both children and adults even. Due to his lack of actual caring parental figures, Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr. just seemed to bounce around the Ark and try his verbal damnedest to get on everyone's nerves. He always seemed to just be around. He was tucked away in a corner, eavesdropping. Hanging from a rafter, paying too close attention. However, his inability to not comment on or talk about what he was witnessing often got him in trouble. It also graduated him from Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr. to Lip.
Lip came into his own the more he grew up and the more incidents he found himself involved in. As he lived out his days on the Ark, he realized that there was something to his mother's chosen lifestyle. He began to embrace everything that there was to embrace about being alive. He indulged in every pleasure he could get his hands on and decided that fun was the only reason worth living. Of course, following in his mother's footsteps constantly had him at odds with authority figures, other teenagers, pretty much anyone he ran into on the Ark. His inability to stop talking or to say the wrong thing or to just always be in the wrong place at the wrong time only served to punctuate his exclamatory lifestyle.
Lip's life seemed to be headed nowhere fast until there was a girl. There's always a girl. She was hot enough for him to follow off into the depths of organized protest and before Lip even realized it he was fighting for rights that he didn't even know he wanted. Maybe he didn't want them. He did want to impress the girl, though, so there's that. Using his self-designed gift of gab to rabble-rouse and bullshit his way into being chained up to the doors of the Tesla Station… wait, what?!
It was too late, though. Even Lip's mouth couldn't get him out of that one. Arrested and tried for Treason, Lip continued to claim his innocence and that he was simply trying to, well, the excuse changes every time he tells the story. His imprisonment was about as normal and boring as one would expect. He spent most of that time talking his way into different cliques and used various bits of information to keep himself out of harm's way. Y'know, except for when he mouthed off to the guards. Daily.
They say that Lip and the group he was involved with were headed for appeal. But then fate stepped in and decided that a different story needed to be told. Lip became one of The 100.
Which has to just plain SUCK for the other 99…
The Life & Times of Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr., Volume Two
In Character Res
- Annoying Prick
- Through a combination of his voice, his inability to shut up and various other states of just simply existing Lip is often crafted as the Annoying Prick of the Delinquents. There is speculation that he acts this way on purpose and that it provides him with an unstable defense mechanism of which to hide behind.
- Bait
- Lip can often be used as bait or a bargaining chip when it comes to dealing with hostile people or creatures. He's loud and proud and that tends to put him in a position to be used in such a dangerous manner. Not by choice.
- Cowardly Lion
- Lip is a scaredy cat. That much is pretty obvious. However, there are moments when even Lip will step up to the plate and do something on the more brave and heroic end. It's rare and usually done with some ulterior motive in mind but there's some ferociousness behind that fear.
- Comic Relief
- If there was ever someone that will go out of his way to attempt to entertain those around him and even go so far as to make himself the butt of the joke, it's Lip. He just wants everyone to have the best time of their possibly short lives and wholeheartedly promotes exactly that on a regular basis. Even if it means just getting a laugh.
- That Guy
- More often than not Lip turns out to be That Guy. What That Guy happens to be at any given moment is usually subject to change but he will often find himself in the role that either makes him a target for everyone's ire or laughter or general sense of dread and annoyance. It's hard to really pinpoint the emotions that Lip causes by mere existence.
- The Voice of Treason
- Lip talks. A lot. In fact, it's kind of hard for him to shut up. He may talk a lot because he's trying to express things or he's trying to hide behind his words. He may even be trying to use his rants and raves as some sort of distraction or defense mechanism. Whatever the case or whatever the cause, Lip sometimes displays a wisdom that even he doesn't understand.
- All Talk
- Lip's mouth is his greatest and worst weapon. He talks a big game but when the chips are down he's more likely to hide or run than step up and save the day. Or is he? Lip sometimes even talks so much that he starts to believe his own hype. One never really knows if he's actually a masterful talker of smoothness or if he just talks so much that it seems like
- Dudley Do Write
- There are very few that know of Lip's ability to write creatively. He doesn't share anything he writes with anyone likely because of the fact that he doesn't think anything that he writes down is worth the time and effort put into it. His writing is where he excels and expands on the creativity that is his endless imagination.
- Frenemy
- Lip's annoying nature tends to make him more of a Frenemy to those around him than an actual friend or even an enemy. He lives to ride that fence. Granted, there are those that he will always consider to be more than this. He has varying levels of acquaintance but due to the way he seems to just purposefully get on people's nerves? It's hard to get people to admit to liking him. At least, that's his experience.
- Hedonist
- Lip loves pleasure. Even in the most dire of circumstances, Lip is searching for the next pleasurable experience. Somebody has to. Rumors often circulate that he gets this from his Mama. He does. Lip also has a habit of trying to push this lifestyle of his onto those around him. He just wants everybody to have a good time. Even at the expense of himself.
- Not The Face!
- Lip can't fight. He's also a bleeder. Pretty much any sort of physical confrontation is bad news for him.
- Shameless
- Lip gives 0 fucks. He doesn't even have a game to have no shame in.
Wild, curly dark brown hair always looks more like a nest of messy locks than any sort of actual style. Hazel eyes both can and cannot be trusted alongside a face that is often has expressive as his nickname suggests. He's both gracefully tall and decidedly thin but carries himself with an air of invincibility. He's decked out in the worn and slightly tattered clothes of yesteryears. A pair of black cargo pants with an interesting selection of pockets, as well as an orange t-shirt. There's even a black jacket he found that's in the best condition of his entire outfit. His sneakers are also old and worn but the faded outline of a Converse Star can be seen on the canvas fabric. There's a chain that hangs around his neck with a key attached to it.
Where It Is |
What Did It |
Who Did It |
Lip Service |
Left Shoulder |
Grounder Arrow |
Punk Ass Groundhog |
"Bloody 'ell, mate! We jus' f'n landed, yeah?! Really?! Really?!?!" |
Hands |
Beak |
Arsenio Peepers McGee-Wylde |
"Feedin' this bastard ain't as easy as it looks, yeah." |
Chest |
Grounder Sword |
Angry Ass Groundhog |
"If you'd jus' bloody listen… I wouldn't look like fuckin' Sagat!" |
Right Shoulder |
Grounder Arrow |
Sneaky Ass Groundhog |
"… I fuckin' hate you." |
- Lip's accent is a cross between Irish, Ebonics and Annoying Prick. It's an acquired taste.
Qty |
Possession |
Description |
Lip Service |
1 |
Orange Jumpsuit |
An orange jumpsuit, dirty and worn. |
"Oi, even I can't make this Ark sanctioned prison fashion tolerable. Not sure if Grounder violence made it worse or better." |
1 |
Neck Chain |
Stainless steel, linked and bloodstained. |
"Yeah, only thing I got from my Dad. What a prick!" |
1 |
Metal Key |
Steel key with the number '42' engraved on it. |
"Came with the bloody chain. Wanna' know what it opens? PROBABLY NOTHIN'!" |
1 |
"Beater" |
White undershirt. Bloodstained. Torn. |
"'Least now I can show off my sexy nipples, yeah?" |
1 |
Chuck Us |
Black "Chuck University" classic sneakers. Dirty. |
"Know what the difference between these on my feet or on yours? I make these look good." |
1 |
Comb |
Black. Broken. |
"… yet I can still make my hair look amazing." |
7 |
Coins |
Shiny. Unreadable. Possibly worth something. |
"I'm rich, bitch!" |
1 |
Monitor Bracelet |
Functional monitoring bracelet. Tech. |
"I hate this thing." |
- Zod
- Fictional Religious Figure — "Oh my Zod.", "Zoddammit!", "Zod only knows…"
The Life & Times of Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr., Volume Three
Social Misfit
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The Girl That's Got A Way : "Fiona's hot. Any idiot can see that. Which is probably what I saw. I committed treason for her and she doesn't even know how I feel. Okay, that's a lie. I grabbed her ass one time. My face still stings. Anyway, there's not many people that I'll admit to carin' about. Fi included. But if there's someone I'd die for… ugh. I don't even know why." |
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The Big Idea : "Marty Mar is the one that actually thinks. This is good. He's the one that makes sure I don't put my foot so far in my mouth that I can't take it back out again. But I'll tell you one thing I don't ever worry about. Is that he doesn't have my back. There's only two people on this fucked up planet that I actually trust and Marty is the other one." |
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A.K. Slater : "Me and this asshole go all the way back to The Protest of a Thousand Voices. That's not an official title but it sounds pretty slick, yeah? Boxmates stick together, no matter the weather, like assholes made of feathers. Or something. The most important thing to note is that he's got my back. How else do you think I lived long enough to get sent down to Earth to die?" |
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Dat Mascot : "Arsenio Peepers McGee-Wylde is the most annoying and needy bird that I've ever talked to. And he talks. A lot. And glows. And I love him. So fuck off." |
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Red : "Hot as her hair is red. I think she likes me. But really, who wouldn't like me? Have you met me? Exactly." |
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Vogue : "Racks on racks on racks on RACKS! If I knew what a motorboat was… I'd be all over those." |
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Chocolate Milkshake : "… Yeah, I touched her boob. It wasn't that big of a deal. FUCK THAT IT WAS AWESOME! I wonder if this is gonna' like be a runnin' gag between us. I touch her boob. She falls in love with me. We do it. Lots. I'm okay with this." |
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Hotatouille : "She fed me once. I can't wait to return the favor. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." |
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Avalon : "I made her laugh once. And laughing is half the battle. Wait…" |
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Flirt de Lis : "Chicks dig it when you almost get killed trying to save a bunch of people that don't even like you. And now I'm gonna' get some smoochies. With interest, I hope. Cuz DAMN! She's fuckin' hot, yeah?" |
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Adora Belle : "I'd hit it." |
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Captain Caveman : "She don't play. Just give me one night in her tent. Just one. If I survive, I'll be a legend. If I die, I'll be happy." |
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Gangsta' Gangsta' : "She was there when I almost got dead. She actually didn't want to leave me behind. You know what this means, right? I'M IN THERE! In where? IN THERE!" |
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Buffybot : "I don't think she's human. But I'll damn sure calculate her measurements…" |
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Tails : "She followed me all the way from The Ark. Either she's crazy or she likes me. I kinda' dig both." |
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Tyson : "She got them hands! Jab! Jab! Two piece!" |
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Snow You Didn't : "She randomly kisses people. And by people I mean me. Hot Damn!" |
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Gadget : "She was the one working on the monitor bracelets when we first landed. Now if I could get her working on my utility belt…" |
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Dibs : "Is it weird that a guy named Lip has an unhealthy obsession with this girl's lips?" |
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Cheeks : "This one time… at journey into the wilderness camp… I helped her over a rock. It was the greatest moment of my right hand's life. And it has had a lot of life!" |
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Ashole : "Crazy as fuck and twice as badass." |
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Camelot : "Bloody 'ell, fuckin' Mr. I Think Therefore I Cam, yeah?" |
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Foreman : "You're the man now, dogg!" |
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Tiptoe Johnson : "Who's on first?" |
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Mr. Me Too : "MY NI— oh. Oh we still can't say that? Um. MY ASSOCIATE!" |
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Lode Runner : "Into each generation a Loden is born. One Loden in all the worl— wait, what? He has a brother?! Oy, for fuck's sake, I was doin' a bit, yeah?" |
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Doctor Not-So-Horrible : "The best part of wakin' up is wakin' up cuz you ain't dead! Get it? Because he makes sure you ain't dead… oh nevermind." |
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Backup : "He gave me his huge spear once." |
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South Dark : "Oh my Zod, you killed Sonia! YOU BASTARD! JK! Props." |
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Barack Nobama : "Fuck Jaha." |
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Stricty McStricterson : "I think this asshole owes me an apology…" |
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Crazy Bitch : "When I asked her to give me head this is not what I meant. It'll do, pig. It'll do." |
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Country Mouse : "Oy, he's fuckin' quiet, yeah? Barely even know he's 'round when he is. Fuckin' creeper." |
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Dick : "DICK!" |
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PresiDante : "What th' fuck is a President?" |
The Life & Times of Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr., Volume Four
Lip Service
- I'm A Weirdo — Conner4Real
- Hugs — The Lonely Island (featuring Pharrell)
- Semicolon — The Lonely Island (featuring Solange)
- I'm So Humble — Conner4Real (featuring Adam Levine)
- Go Kindergarten — The Lonely Island (featuring Robyn)
- Business Time — Flight of the Conchords
- Tacky — Weird Al Yankovic
- words, words, words — Bo Burnham
- Motherlover — The Lonely Island (featuring Justin Timberlake)
- I Just Had Sex — The Lonely Island (featuring Akon)
- I'm Awesome — Spose
- Fuck Everything — Jon Lajoie
- Started As A Baby — Jon Lajoie
- The One — Watsky
The Life & Times of Phillip Oscar Wylde, Jr., Volume Five
What Happens On The Ground, Stays On The Ground
- Mile High Club: Not to be completely confused with the classic "club" of the same name, this more refers to the fact that Lip is from Arrow Station up on the Ark. Considering how much he talked and how loud he was before getting Boxed, there's a good chance you know him or know of him. If not him, then definitely his volcanic hot mother that gets all the way around the Ark and back again for seconds… thirds…
- Annoyed By: If anyone ever needs someone to just be annoying and a selfish prick and just generally unsavory and caring nothing about anything but himself, but in the most unthreatening way possible, then you can come on down and play with Lip.
- The Pleasure Principle: Lip always wants to promote as much of his hedonistic lifestyle as humanly possible. He wants to throw parties, orgies, drink whatever passes for booze and even get high on random spores or berries. Whatever makes this whole terrible thing a good time is where Lip is trying to go with things. If he could turn Earth into a giant strip club, he would.
- … touched Cassandra's boob and lived to tell about it.
- … got shot in the shoulder with an arrow and didn't die.
- … didn't get eaten by a violent panther of death and chaos.
- … Feralkeet acquired.